this is how I would doctor
phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
this is so important to me
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
Misha Collins on SiriusXM’s Entertainment Weekly Radio channel from Comic-Con 2014
Im not sure the new IT guy knows what he is doing…
Nonsense give him a promotion and his own corner office
This is the most perfect post
will do anything for foood
So there’s a thing called ‘Santa Con’in Los Angeles… Everybody dresses up like Santa Claus—it’s a hundred people, we all dress up like Santa Claus, and we get on a double-decker bus and we go up to malls and terrorize the city. And everyone has flasks, and everyone is drunk. And it ruins a lot of young children’s lives.
We went to this really posh mall in Pasadena a few years ago, and they had this big setup with Santa’s sleigh, and elves, and Santa Claus, and big piles of presents and people were paying money to get a picture taken with Santa. We stormed the set, and all of these children of course now are traumatized because they see not one, but several dozens Santa Clauses, some of whom were inebriated, one of whom took his pants off. Well, no, we were all inebriated, but only one was arrested in that little incident for taking his pants off in front of little children. Anyway, long story short, I found myself in Union Station LA, having pissed myself in my Santa suit because I couldn’t get out of it in time.